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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed
home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
'Dear Lord:

I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at
home.

I want her to know what I go through.

So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.

Amen!'

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,

Awakened the kids,

Set out their school clothes,

Fed them breakfast,

Packed their lunches,

Drove them to school,

Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,

Took it to the cleaners

And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

Went grocery shopping,

Then drove home to put away the groceries,

Paid the bills and balanced the check book.

He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then, it was already 01P.M.

And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum,

Dust,

And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.
Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper,

He cleaned the kitchen,

Ran the dishwasher,

Folded laundry,

Bathed the kids,

And put them to bed.

At 09 P.M .

He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.

I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.

Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.

Amen!'

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change
things back to the way they were.

But unfortunately yesterday's night has made you pregnant and you will become a man again only after 9 months. Till that time you are a woman!!!!!


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FACTS ABOUT MEN AND WOMEN

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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men.

But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes.

No sense two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Differences Between Man and Women

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Names

If Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara.
If John, Brad, Tony and Daniel go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla.
Eating Out

When the bill arrives, John, Brad, Tony and Daniel will each throw in $20, even though the total is only $34.25. None of them will have any smaller bills and none will admit they want change back.
When Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
Money

A man will pay $10 for a $5 item he needs.
A woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesn't need, because it's on sale.
Bathrooms

A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Motel 6.
The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 328. The average man would not be able to identify most of them.
Arguments

Women always have the last word in an argument. Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Cats

Women love cats.
Men may say they love cats, but when women are not looking, will men kick cats.
Future

A woman worries about the future -- until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future -- until he gets a wife.
Success

A successful man is one who makes more money than can be spent by his wife.
A successful woman is one who can find that a man.
Marriage

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
Dressing Up

A woman will dress up when she goes shopping, empties the garbage, answers the phone, waters the plants, gets the mail and reads a book.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
Natural

Men wake up looking as good as when they went to bed.
Women will somehow deteriorate during the night.
Children

A woman knows all about her children. She knows about their best friends, romances, secret hopes and dreams, favorite foods, fears and dental appointments.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
Thought for the Day

Married men should forget their mistakes. There is no need for two people to remember the same thing.

Relation between husband and wife

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Husband wife relationship is most important of all we have in our life. It is crucial for long lasting happiness in our lives. If this relationship is going through bad patch, it may affect our other relationships also.

Sometimes good and sometimes bad, whatsoever it is, it is necessity of all people. God has created this very beautiful relationship so that his souls love each other and indirectly they love Almighty.
If there is rift in one such relationship, it is overall hurting for both the partners. Love is necessity of life and particular love from your partner is of utmost importance.

I would like to pen down few points which convinced me from Book “Men are from Mars, women are from Venus” regarding Husband wife relationship. I was truly amazed by author’s research on this very sensitive relationship. You can relate to most of below given points while you are reading to your own circumstances. Let us first see how there is basic difference as said by author between men and women.
He says both belong to different planets and so difference in behaviour is bound to happen.

Once people understand this basic difference, there is going to be end all rifts in husband wife relationship


Men from Mars are like rubber bands
This may sound bit odd when I say men are like rubber bands, but which is very true.
When husband loves his wife, he cannot continue to express to her after certain time limit. When couple start loving each other, husband’s love is at peak. He will do any rounds of action to convince his wife that he loves him.

But as I said, men are like rubber bands. There is concept called Pulling away which is true in case of most of men. When they start loving their partner, and when they reach peak of that love, there is need for him to pull away. Pulling away does not mean that he is not loving his partner, but just that he needs some space with his wife.

Pulling away can be in form of talking to friend, watching TV, computers, anything which he prefers to stay away from daily chore activities. Also when he is facing any problem, he goes into his cave and pulls away. He does not share his problem with her wife. Also he does not like to discuss the same with her. Pulling away is trying to forget one problem.

Author has compared men to rubber bands because, as rubber bands needs to be stretched to largest possible extent so that it again comes to its normal position. Men need to pull away totally. If his wife keeps saying that he does not love him and prevents men from going in to his cave, he may not be able to pull away completely. If this happens he may lose his love for her.

So all women- if your husband needs some space and does not want to discuss about problem, just let go. He will surely come to you once he is fully stretched as rubber band. Don’t bother him much by again and again discussing same things.


Women from Venus are like waves

Contradictory to men, when women face any problem, she just discusses everything that comes to her mind with her husband. What she wants is just listening ear.
But men do mistake by giving advise and suggestions to her when she is totally frustrated with things.

When she is one problem, she may not discuss about those things and start discussing about old things which are not all related to present one. It is her way of releasing her tension.

She is like a wave, if she is having problem, let her burst to all possible extent. When wave crashes across rock, it automatically goes away.

If she is telling her husband about her frustrations, it may sound to man as if she is blaming him or his family. But in truth, she is just releasing her tension by communication.

So all men: just listen to your wives when she is in tension. Do not advise or suggest anything. Then she may be able to get to her normal self.

When does problems occur

As we saw basic difference between men and women communications and actions, problem occur when both of them expect other to be like them,

This is just not possible.

Wife is frustrated, she wants to speak of her problems, but man wants to pull away which adds to their conflict.
So follow above given tips, and husband wife relationship will be most beautiful of all you have!Using these tips you can be successful couple amongst all others!

Civilised fight between Wife and Husband

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I got this through a friend of mine and wanted to share it here with all of you.

This may be the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force.

Poems written by Wife and Husband

WIFE:

I wrote your name on sand and it got washed away.
I wrote your name in the air and it was blown away
Then I wrote your name on my heart and I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:

God saw my hungry, he created Pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in the dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:

Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Whey doesn’t it rain on you?

WIFE:

Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the Zoo
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.


….. for in the end, the wife will always have her say