Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts

Monday, June 7, 2010

Take time


Take time to think.... it is the source of power.
Take time to play.... it is the secret of perpetual youth.
Take time to read.... it is the fountain of wisdom.
Take time to pray.... it is the greatest power on earth.
Take time to love and be loved.... it is a God-given privilege.
Take time to be friendly.... it is the road to happiness.
Take time to laugh.... it is the music of the soul.
Take time to give.... it is too short a day to be selfish.
Take time to work.... it is the price of success.
Take time to do charity.... it is the key to heaven.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

love, lust or marriage????




Love, Lust, or Marriage?


How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room.

LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?

LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE - When you argue over money.

LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.

LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - What's a climax?

LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to bitch.

LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.

LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings.
LUST - When you couldn't give a ****.
MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV.

LOVE - When your farewell is "I love you, darling..."
LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..."
MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief.

LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.

LOVE - When your heart flutters everytime you see them.
LUST - When your groin twitches everytime you see them.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties everytime you see them.

LOVE - When nobody else matters.
LUST - When nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.

LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.

LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your only thought.

LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.

heart touching nice forwards




most touching lines said by a true lover to his love while break up..
"Out of all your lies you said to me",
"I LOVE YOU" was my favorite..
"Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared, we all just need to learn the ways of sharing it"
"Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our
imaginations, our possibilities become limitless."