Subject: True Story ( Who's wiser man or woman)???
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> >A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
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> >She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog
> >told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three
> >wishes."
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> >The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
> >mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for,
> >your husband will get it ten times!"
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> >The woman said, "That's okay."
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> >For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
> >The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
> >husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock
> >to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
> >woman and he will have eyes only for me."
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> >So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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> >For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The
> >frog said, "That
> >will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten
> >times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine
> >is his and what's his is mine."
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> >So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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> >The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a
> >mild heart attack!"
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> >Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!
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> >Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
> >and continue feeling good!
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> >Male readers: Please scroll down.
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> >The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
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> >Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart!
> >Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show!
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> >PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
> >that women never listen!!!
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> >A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog
> >told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three
> >wishes."
> >
> >
> >
> >The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
> >mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for,
> >your husband will get it ten times!"
> >
> >
> >
> >The woman said, "That's okay."
> >
> >For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
> >The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
> >husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock
> >to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
> >woman and he will have eyes only for me."
> >
> >So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
> >
> >
> >
> >For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The
> >frog said, "That
> >will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten
> >times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine
> >is his and what's his is mine."
> >
> >
> >
> >So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
> >
> >
> >
> >The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a
> >mild heart attack!"
> >
> >Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
> >and continue feeling good!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Male readers: Please scroll down.
> >
> >The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
> >
> >Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart!
> >Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
> >that women never listen!!!
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