The call center guys r paid so much..y ???

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THE CALL CENTER GUYS R PAID SO MUCH???????

Ans : FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK: (and you would find out the same ....!)
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Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer : "Ok."
Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support : "Did you install the update?"
Customer : "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done."
Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'."
Tech Support : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer : "What?"
Tech Support : "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer : "No..."
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Customer : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support : ?!%#$ (will pretend to smile)
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Tech Support : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, and you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
Tech support : ##### ***
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Tech Support : "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer : "A white one."
Tech support : ******_____####
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Tech Support : "What operating system are you running?"
Customer : "Pentium."
Tech support : ////-----+++
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Customer : "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."
Tech support : ??????
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Customer : "I have Microsoft Exploder."
Tech Support : ?!%#$
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Customer : "How do I print my voicemail?"
Tech support : ??????
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Customer : "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support : "What does it say?"
Customer : "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support : "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer : "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
Tech support : @@@@@
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Tech Support : "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."
Customer : "Is that Eastern time?"
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Tech Support : "What does the screen say now?"
Customer : "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support : "Well?"
Customer : "But how do I know when it's ready?"
Tech support : *** ---- ++++
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The best of the lot : A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his
computer is faulty.

Tech : What's the problem?
User : There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech : (keeping quite)
Tech : You'll need a new power supply.
User : No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech : Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
User : No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.

10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is frustrated and fed up.

Tech support :(hush hush)
Tech : Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but here is an

undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.
User : I knew it!
Tech : Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS ..
Let me know how it goes.

10 minutes later.

User : It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech : Well, what version of DOS are you using?
User : MS-DOS 6.22.
Tech : That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.

1 hour later.

User : I need a new power supply.
Tech : How did you come to that conclusion?
Tech : (hush hush)
User : Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech : Then what did he say?
User : He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.
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Height Of it all (Too Good)

Customer care officer: I need a product identification number right now and may I help u in finding it out?
Cust: sure!!!!
CCO : could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?
Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?